10 signs your girlfriend is a bimbo...(applies to Himbos too)
You know your girlfriend is a bimbo when:
She thought the Ministry of Sound is a new government branch.
She asks you ‘If the candy is called M&Ms, why is it sometimes printed M on top and sometimes it’s printed W?’
When you ask her to check if your car signal is working, she goes out, takes a look and goes ‘Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no….’
She’s about to step on a dead bird, you warn her ‘dead bird!’, she looks up in the sky and goes ‘where?
She asks you what jeans you’re wearing; you say ‘Guess’ and she says ‘Levis?’
You find her staring at the Orange Syrup bottle because it says ‘Concentrate’.
She scored 75 for her IQ test and thought she got A1.
You know your girlfriend is a bimbo when:
She thought the Ministry of Sound is a new government branch.
She asks you ‘If the candy is called M&Ms, why is it sometimes printed M on top and sometimes it’s printed W?’
When you ask her to check if your car signal is working, she goes out, takes a look and goes ‘Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no….’
She’s about to step on a dead bird, you warn her ‘dead bird!’, she looks up in the sky and goes ‘where?
She asks you what jeans you’re wearing; you say ‘Guess’ and she says ‘Levis?’
You find her staring at the Orange Syrup bottle because it says ‘Concentrate’.
She scored 75 for her IQ test and thought she got A1.
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